17 Apr 2003 | Tibloto said...

Who gotz da Bimmer, who gotz the Bently
Gunna run you down for sayin' shit 'bout me
Who gotz da Bimmer, who gotz the Bently
I earned my billz. Yo. They ain't stolen.

17 Apr 2003 | Lowa Caze P said...

I see you frontin'your mom's K-car
With wheels like dat you won't go far
Them shorties like bling, which you ain't are
Though that bench seat's got style afar

Your tranny's shot, your muffler's low
Rollin on a spare you ain't got far to go
Homes, what could help, oh I know...
A "No Fear" sticker on your window

I blow by you in my Bently
25" rims is all you see
I take a left, that's where I be
Pull in to Hertz, return tha key

17 Apr 2003 | Tibloto said...

Man, once you start lyricizin', it's hard to stop. I gotta kick it again...

Yo ride ain't shit, my ride gotst class
You come up on me, I'ma cap yo ass
Ya'll hear me comin, bumpin my notes
You best not test me, or dats all she wrotes

17 Apr 2003 | Icy Hot Stuntaz said...

Put in some "sucker MC's", they always seem to work. And you can't make gangsta rap without some "bitches" and "hoes".

17 Apr 2003 | Lowa Caze P said...

Admittedly, these lines we're spittin' are pretty fresh, but in this case, i'd like to defer to Chuck-D:

"Cruisin' down the boulevard
I treated like some superstar
You know the time so don't look hard
Get with it - the ultimate homeboy car
All you suckers in the other ride
Wherever I'm comin' get you my side
My 98 is tough to chase
If you're on my tail - better watch your face"

17 Apr 2003 | D. Diggler said...

Seriously though, why is it that suburban white kids want to be black so badly? Well, they don't want all of the trappings of being black, but they want the cars and the music and the gangster attitude.

I'm guessing they're just so jaded and bored that the "gangsta" lifestyle looks glamorous and exciting to them. Or is it just the MTV influence?

You probably know what I'm saying.

17 Apr 2003 | Bill Brown said...

99.99? Wouldn't any respectable techie rapper go for five 9s?

99.99999!

17 Apr 2003 | JF said...

Ok... 99.99-repeatin'

17 Apr 2003 | f5 said...

Wow. Someone's been working way too much overtime.

17 Apr 2003 | Tibloto said...

Time to drop another lyric...

See my ringz as dey glide across the wheel
Dat bling'z how I got my shortie to kneel
I ain't saying my B 7'z da pinnacle
But bitches luv me, when my ride'z tank is full

17 Apr 2003 | dj css said...

I'll give you flow you can feel son
layout my pages like Jakob Nielsen

17 Apr 2003 | steve said...

keeping it real, when you should try keeping it right

17 Apr 2003 | Smiler said...

Lot of noise here...

17 Apr 2003 | Bob said...

Suckas be jealous coz my ride's fine,
tryin' to gank my shit?
you need contingency design.

17 Apr 2003 | E MF G said...

you cant rhyme dawg and yo momma cant cook
yo car aint jack and yo skank cant fuck
try to drop bombs on me n its no use
yo rappin sounds mo like dr seuss
you just a baby g an this aint no battle
jus slip outta chitown in yo bently wit a paddle

dawg you gots a beamer? -- no you want
you gots a bently? -- no you want
was dat you drivin...?
85 ford fairmont

out

-- eccentric motherfuckin gardener

17 Apr 2003 | Andy said...

"99.99? Wouldn't any respectable techie rapper go for five 9s?"

Word. You gots to have a 9 for every brotha' you killed. So, I'm guessin it be somethin like 99.99999999. Ain't dat da truf.

17 Apr 2003 | stumpy-p said...

You gotta wear a gold plated intelli-mouse around neck for "Bling"

17 Apr 2003 | TRoyal said...

Ah, another sucka MC.

Another one comin' up, with sleep deprivation
Salvation, of those who need no provocation
Of time-wastin', of trying to sound hard
And wanting feedback of the rhymes he is making.

First off, you gotta rhyme sometime; its the standard element
The building blocks, if you will, along with a complement
Of actual things to say, but that isnt to say that
Folks aren't getting by with little of either one.

And you best not start on that "bitches and hoes" kick,
Because the ladies nowadays aren't feeling that a bit
And even the real gangstas know, when they drop those bombs
That it hits not only THAT non-putting-out chick, it catches his moms.

You can be "gangsta" all you want, and it doesn't seem
The fact you've tried to ape just like the "artists" on eMpTyV,
Has soaked through, and who do we have to thank, huh?
Effing record execs providing white guys with a blueprint to be "gangsta."

17 Apr 2003 | simon cowell said...

that was absulutely pathetic.

17 Apr 2003 | Randy Jackson said...

Aw c'mon, Cowell. He did his thing, dawg.

17 Apr 2003 | said...

Hercules! Hercules!

17 Apr 2003 | DJJazzyDad said...

Whose gotz da Bimmer, who gotz da Bently
Babys wit his momma - so the car seats emty,
Crank up da noise, bring up da funk
Throw Elmo in da mothaluvin trunk.

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18 Apr 2003 | pex said...

try some spanglish words

21 Apr 2003 | fhgwz said...

uh. lame.

21 Apr 2003 | donny said...

Who gotz da Bimmer, who gotz the Bently
I got them all, cuz I am Digital Donny
Who gotz da Bimmer, who gotz the Bently
I got them all, plus your mama's pussy.

03 Dec 2003 | hoes said...

HO is short for honey

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