Microsoft has filed suit against Salesforce for infringing the following patent:

  1. Method and system for mapping between logical data and physical data
  2. System and method for providing and displaying a web page having an embedded menu
  3. Method and system for stacking toolbars in a computer display
  4. Automated web site creation using template driven generation of active server page applications
  5. Aggregation of system settings into objects
  6. Timing and velocity control for displaying graphical information
  7. Timing and velocity control for displaying graphical information
  8. Method and system for identifying and obtaining computer software from a remote computer
  9. System and method for controlling access to data entities in a computer network

Lest you think these are just the headlines and that the abstracts are better. Check out the one for System and method for providing and displaying a web page having an embedded menu:

A method for providing a web page having an embedded menu to a web browser and for displaying the web page to a user of the web browser are provided. A request for a web page is received from a web browser In response to the request, a web page and an applet associated with the web page are packaged for transmission to the web browser. The web page and the applet are then transmitted to and downloaded by the web browser. When the web page is displayed and the applet is executed by the web browser, the applet creates and manages an embedded menu in the displayed web page under control of the applet . This embedded menu provides a user of the web browser with a plurality of links through one action in the displayed web page.

Software patents are a despicable tax on innovation. Companies that use them in aggression are pathetic.

Big companies where both sides have huge patent inventories might have fun with this sort of sue and counter-sue, but when the titans reach outside of their country club gardens to pick on someone a speck of their size, it’s truly disgusting.

These patents are so generic that Microsofts suit against Salesforce is purely selective enforcement against a competitor. What would we do if we were sued in a similar fashion? Probably the same thing a shop keeper on a street run by mobsters would do: Pay up or lose a limb. Extortion at its best.

But hey, maybe five years from now a cut-off-the-air-supply email can emerge, then the justice department can spend another half a decade pursuing a slap on the wrist, and in 15 years we’ll have some “justice”.

Fucking patent trolls. Fucking Microsoft. What a sad day.