13 Dec 2002 | Bryan said...

Me gaining weight
Me fending the women off
Me enjoying life

13 Dec 2002 | Bryan said...

Forgot to rhyme the 5's, opps.

13 Dec 2002 | Eccentric Gardener said...

Syllables are 6
in "Pre-dict Two-thou-sand-three."
Let's write a quick fix.

13 Dec 2002 | JFR said...

Me getting engaged
J. Lo. Getting a divorce
Ben marry Damon

13 Dec 2002 | fajalar said...

Usability;
Executives take interest.
Standards promote quality.

13 Dec 2002 | JF said...

Syllables are 6
in "Pre-dict Two-thou-sand-three."
Let's write a quick fix.

You're right, I can't count
Sometimes six sounds like seven
I'll fix it right now

13 Dec 2002 | f5 said...

here, drinking coffee
counting finger taps on desk
rhyming escapes me

13 Dec 2002 | wrenkin said...

drowning in schoolwork
pressure to satisfy self
yet sleep beckons me

13 Dec 2002 | Eccentric Gardener said...

Syllables are 6
in "Pre-dict Two-thou-sand-three."
Let's write a quick fix.

You're right, I can't count
Sometimes six sounds like seven
I'll fix it right now.

With "To," it's haiku.
You were so prompt to correct!
My hat's off to you.

13 Dec 2002 | Grumpy said...

more of the same things we knew from before
I don't like haiku
so show me the door

13 Dec 2002 | OP said...

iraq we'll bomb-a
keep driving your SUV
and happy Osama

13 Dec 2002 | Jesper said...

You people are the
weirdest guys that I know of
but I am not. Meh.

13 Dec 2002 | Brad said...

Signal versus Noise

will be redesigned again

Zeldman will rejoice

13 Dec 2002 | Brad said...

How embarrassing
to have screwed up the line breaks
stop your snickering

13 Dec 2002 | Scott said...

Next year I must rob
liquor stores or panhandle
without a new job

13 Dec 2002 | zeldman said...

Chemical weapons.
Another Harry Potter.
Nuclear weapons.

13 Dec 2002 | Scott said...

The Republicans
get overconfident and
spoil all of their plans.

13 Dec 2002 | walljm said...

photography will
get better for as well
as my poetry

13 Dec 2002 | Chad said...

We will see nothing
but death and destruction now
that Bush thinks he's King

13 Dec 2002 | carl said...

Wipe your liberal tears
Saddam's been killing people
for 30 plus years

13 Dec 2002 | Hagbard Celine said...

Bombs rain on Hussein
And elsewhere in the Mid East
Here we go again

13 Dec 2002 | rp said...

(If only he could)
Dubya should read some hist'ry:
The Roman Empire

13 Dec 2002 | David said...

Predictions are made
Many lottos will be played
Work's better and paid.

14 Dec 2002 | John said...

New U2 album
Primary colors of rock
Viva la Bono!

14 Dec 2002 | John said...

I will learn to rhyme
When I go back to college
If I have the time

15 Dec 2002 | Jeff said...

Fingers point and wave
lightness distant before the rumble
a chunk of Iraq lands in my backyard.

15 Dec 2002 | Leah said...

No cause? We'll fake it.
They hate our freedom to kill.
Nothing is sacred.

---

You're either with us
Or you're sitting atop oil--
In which case, you're toast.

16 Dec 2002 | starskiweb said...

on planet UK
we say two thousand *and* three
so it is OK

17 Dec 2002 | Tom said...

Torrents of bullets
Knocking men off of camels
Saddam, here we come!

17 Dec 2002 | Betty LeBomb said...

Escaping my job
will have me streaking through snow
and into art school

17 Dec 2002 | Betty LeRhyming... said...

Past visions of blue
passed from me to you... remain
post-nuclear hue

19 Dec 2002 | DWynn said...

All of my tech stocks
Will recover their value.
(at least I hope so!)

19 Dec 2002 | DWynn said...

Better get clients
Before the wife gets madder
And gets out the gun!

19 Dec 2002 | DWynn said...

Unemployment rocks!
More free time but much less stress.
Oh crap, no income...

21 Dec 2002 | David said...

It is such a shame
People don't understand "Rhyme"
Well. They are just lame.

28 Dec 2002 | mal said...

City in a rage
Wake up, smell the coffee shop
Turn another page

29 Dec 2002 | AlbertOMG said...

Alberto wins heart
or little bird flies the coop
Forget where to start

31 Dec 2002 | Bob not Robert said...

no great wisdom here
just rambling on at great length
see you all next year

23 Apr 2003 | melissa said...

I dont know how to do this haiku thing, is it 5 sylables then 5 sylabels or 7, then 5 again? is this one

I write the best rhyme
I know what u think
"she nailed it this time"

05 Nov 2003 | sex said...

sex

05 Nov 2003 | sex said...

sex

20 Nov 2003 | aetna insurance said...

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