Anyone hear any good jokes lately?
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The army.
The Ambassador of Saudi Arabia meets George W. Bush at a charity dinner. They shake hands and the ambassador asks the president: "Mr. President, I have a question about something I noticed here in the United States..."
Bush answers: "Just tell me, I will see what I can do for you."
The Saudi whispers: "My son has seen Startrek and he noticed, that there are black and white crew members, Asians and even Russians - but no Arabs. He's angry about that and doesn't understand, why there aren't any Arabs."
Bush laughs, leans over to the Ambassador and whispers back: "That's because it plays in the future!"
I'm losing patience with my neighbours, Mr Bush. By Terry Jones.
An older one:
OK, George, make with the friendly bombs. By Terry Jones.
What's up with the American flag? Just asking.
We're American. It's war time and I choose to waving the flag in support of our country.
We took a vacation at the ocean when my son was only seven years old, and he brought his best friend "Harmon" along.
At the beach, my son INSISTED that I let him bring his new Legos down to the water's edge. I was reluctant, but let him.
Later, they were building a sand castle, and were using the little Lego men as soldiers to "protect our castle".
Well ... sure enough ... high tide's coming in and -- you know it -- a wave hits their sand castle and destroys it. My son managed to grab his Legos at the last second, but his friends' were missing in the puddle that was once their castle.
They called me over to help them find them. After looking for several minutes, I looked up at my wife and asked,
"Where, in the swirl, is Harmon's sandy Lego?"
(I made that up all by myself!) :)
Very nice Don, reminds me of Spider Robinson.
Hey, is that flag the same one from the Cut on the Bias blog?
http://bias.blogfodder.net/
Going to war without France is like going hunting without your accordion.
Yay, the French doesn't approve of us killing millions of innocent iraqi instead of assasinating Saddam and all of his lookalikes! I know, let's declare war on them! No, let's nuke them! No, I have an even better fucking idea; let's rename french fries to freedom fries to prove that we're really as stupid as we look! Yay!
I mean, seriously. The corniness of some patriotic americans have reached an alltime high. It's Saddam you want, not Iraq and not France. Get over it.
The only thing that's going to kill millions of Iraqis is the long drawn out failed policy of containment.
Why did the Israeli bulldozer run over the American?
(I don't know...I'm still waiting for the punchline...)
Why did the Palestinian suicide bombers kill Americans in Israel, and why didn't you bitch about it?
(I don't know...I'm still waiting for the punchline...)
... and why doesn't anybody even mention it? not even an excuse that it was an accident ... imagine it would have been a palestinian bulldozer!
What's brown and sticky?.... a stick.
why didn't you bitch about it?
I don't think I'm really upset with the simple fact she was killed. I'm upset that we support only one side of that conflict, even though both sides are clearly murdering each other.
We want to go to war with Saddam because, what? He kills kurds? Yet when an Israeli army kills a US citizen, we do what?
Darryl, there's a huge difference between the killing of a single US citizen and the systematic mass murder of tens of thousands (of his own people). Accidents happen. The death of tens of thousands isn't an accident.
Anyhow, how about getting back to the topic of this thread? JOKES!
Darryl, there's a huge difference between the killing of a single US citizen and the systematic mass murder of tens of thousands (of his own people).
Well, both Israeli's and Palestinian's have systematically killed thousands of people.
I'm not so sure how accurate the 'Saddam killed tens of thousands of his own' figure is either, do you have a source?
Accidents happen. The death of tens of thousands isn't an accident.
It's hard to see the bulldozer incident an accident. It's hard to 'accidently' run over a person that you see with your bulldozer.
Back to jokes?
Well, I guess I'm not in the mood. Sorry. ;o)
Any aggression against Iraq will make them (the Americans) regret their tragic fate and the wives and mothers of the Americans who fight us will cry tears of blood.Hahahahahahahahahaha! Good one Uday!
I´m sad Ernest is gone.
He just needs to take time and come to an understanding of the importance of beaing Ernest.
Fajalar, I just read the jokes of your first post! so f
I just read the link fajalar posted too. I had the same reaction. And it's not wrong to laugh. Sometimes, it's the only appropriate response in the midst of so much crap.
Yeah ... I miss Joe.
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alisha, I got the link to that in an email on Monday. So far about 10 copies have been printed and routed around here. Everyone has the same reaction. So there must be a lot of people needing a good laugh.
I like it because it goes with the topic of this post, but is also about informaiton design. I guess examples like this are why there aren't a lot of international symbols for things. Because if you can't read the text underneath the images on ready.gov, what are those pictures actually trying to tell you?
The timing of seeing this was ripe though. When Bush gave his "ultimatum" speech, and mentioned they would being communicating to the Iraq army about what to do to not get killed, I imagined the military dropping leaflets with images similar to the ready.gov ones. I imagined some Iraqi officer saying, "They want us to do what? Well, okay but I don't see how this will help."
"A Guide to Safety in Wartime" had me laughing so loud yesterday that a terrorist nearly found and performed magic on me!
i thought the girl was standing on the blade of the bulldozer and fell, thus killing herself. also, wasn't she burning american flags that very morning? i mean its a shame she died, but if she goes around burning american flags, i can't expect the us gov't to get pissed about her death.
btw, jupiter's joke is funny as hell
i thought the girl was standing on the blade of the bulldozer and fell, thus killing herself.
She was standing near the bulldozer. Some say she slipped. Either way, the bulldozer driver was clearly able to see her.
also, wasn't she burning american flags that very morning?
She had at a protest in the past.
but if she goes around burning american flags, i can't expect the us gov't to get pissed about her death.
I can't believe you'd say a thing like that.
I read that the bulldozer driver could NOT see her.
"...I can't stop thinking about Alisha peeing..."
it ain´t that thrilling, but, whatever rocks your boat...
"if you can't read the text underneath the images on ready.gov, what are those pictures actually trying to tell you?"
you´re right. and they´re so delightfully corney.
"When Bush gave his "ultimatum" speech, and mentioned they would being communicating to the Iraq army about what to do to not get killed..."
oh yes, I´m sure they shoot the shit on a daily basis. The Iraqi army must just savor those precious moments of insight and wisdom. Do you think they rally around the TV to hear his advice with a couple beers, like for the NFL?
I heard the girl was standing on the blade of the bulldozer, burning American Flags, and the driver tried to put the fire out by running over her.
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