12 Nov 2003 | Matthew Oliphant said...

Link above goes to SVN posting login.

Besides, didn't Homer already prove that God doesn't exist?

Homer
Hey, Flanders, heading for church? Well, I thought I could save you a little time.

Ned
Oooh, found a new shortcut.

Homer
Better. I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God. [shows Flanders a sheet of paper with complex figuring on it]

Ned
[flustered] We'll just see about that. [reads the paper] Uh-oh. Well, maybe he made a mistake. [checks it again] Nope, it's airtight. Can't let this little doozy get out. [uses a lighter to burn the "proof"] [in the background, Homer puts more copies of his no-God paper on the windshields of nearby cars]

12 Nov 2003 | Brad Hurley said...

I like their response to the question "What Should We Eat?"

Answer: less