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Gary Benchley Rules

28 Apr 2004 by Matthew Linderman

Speaking of good writing…If you haven’t been keeping up to date on the musings of Gary Benchley, self-proclaimed NYC rock star then you’re really missing out. The latest installment pokes fun at bloggers, designers, and Brooklyn.

In that 20 minutes, she told me about Tom, Tom who didnt love her, Tom the well-paid asshole with the gorgeous apartment, Tom who fucked her like a beast and then went out drinking with his friends thats where he was right now while kind, warm, enthusiastic, broke-dick Gary sat holding her hand in a bar, his balls turning to dust. Gary Benchley, the true friend.
Watching her cry, I knew Benchley had hit bottom. I had reached the mythical state of total anti-rock, which I call Train, after the band. When the head of every drum is torn, and all guitars out of tune, when the microphone melts in your hand, thats Train, and I was in Train all the way up to my drops of Jupiter.

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29 Apr 2004 | Lance Osborne said...

Absolutely hilarious! My favorite line:

"That is one sweet descender."

29 Apr 2004 | JC said...

Having lived in Greenpoint, that is one sweet (and hilarious) description of Williamsburg.

29 Apr 2004 | Sim said...

But I thought he said Para kerned the type on that card?

30 Apr 2004 | Gary Benchley said...

I know, dude, there's some problem with the PDF for the Morning News guys. Because that business card looked freakin' awesome, but now the title is kind of jumbly.

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