A stroke of genius from Tom Lehrer:
Eating an orange
While making love
Makes for bizarre
Enjoyment thereof.
Orange, bizarre-enj. Love it.
Also relatedly (it's a word now!) wonderful: Rhymes With Orange comic strip.
Sry, but something about this just strikes me as strange/funny/sad/a bit to out there. It kinda figures that a crazy wild haired mofo like you would find this and post it however. Much glee to you. :)
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