Panexa Matt 27 Dec 2005

13 comments Latest by Jeff

Panexa. Ask your doctor for a reason to take it.

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Iain 27 Dec 05

Personally I like this one too…
http://www.hetracil.com/

Tait 27 Dec 05

Oh, that’s awesome, and obviously written by somebody in the business.

Thanks!

Tony 27 Dec 05

It would be funny if it wasn’t so true.

MH 27 Dec 05

“Do not taunt PANEXA.”

LOL—reference to my favorite SNL mock-commercial:
http://www.happyfunball.com/hfb.html

Brandon 27 Dec 05

Hilarious… this couldn’t be more true. I wonder how many hypochondriacs run to their doctors every time they see a drug commercial.

Have you read the side effects of those drugs though? “May cause nausia, diarrhea, vomiting, stomach cramps…”

And you thought the symptoms of your condition were bad… just wait until you get the side effects of “getting better.”

Jake Walker 27 Dec 05

I always liked what Bill Maher said about this …

“Ask your doctor? ASK your DOCTOR? Once you ask your doctor, isn’t your doctor basically just a drug dealer?”

Ryan 27 Dec 05

“PANEXA has been known in a few cases (0.0087%) to cause Excessively Floppy Tail Syndrome (EFTS). If you are a squirrel, and suspect you may be suffering from EFTS, immediately call the Hotline at 1-800-867-530”

Funny stuff. It gets better the farther down you read.

Jason 27 Dec 05

MERD is obviously the French subsidiary of Shetty Pharmaceuticals. Hilarious.

Kyle 27 Dec 05

Pediatric use: Expired PANEXA may be disposed of by feeding to children in a bowl with milk.

nice.

Don Wilson 27 Dec 05

Wow, I just realized that it’s a fake drug. ;)

Sk 28 Dec 05

ashamed to be working in the pharma industry …

Jeff 28 Dec 05

LOLóreference to my favorite SNL mock-commercial:

MH - that was a good one, haha!

experiencing one of the following disorders: metabolism, binocular vision, digestion (solid and liquid), circulation, menstruation, cognition, osculation, extremes of emotion.

They’re disorders…

And sadly, Tony, it really is just about true, and I bet you could find something along the lines of it on a bottle of pills.

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