The Vice Fund invests in companies, both domestic and foreign, engaged in the aerospace and defense industries, owners and operators of casinos and gaming facilities, manufacturers of gaming equipment such as slot machines, manufacturers of cigarettes and other tobacco products, and brewers, distillers, vintners and producers of other alcoholic beverages.

For good measure be sure to also pick up McDonalds, Yum (they own Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, KFC), and some pharmaceuticals that specialize in blood pressure, high cholesterol, diabetes, and obesity drugs, and you might just get rich in this new “we’re fucked” economy.