An open letter to people who wear those Bluetooth headsets that blink:

In case you haven’t noticed, your eyes are actually located in front of your ears.


So that blue light that blinks incessantly can’t actually be seen by you. The rest of us, however, do see it. And it annoys us. Stop.

“But how else will I impress the ladies?” you ask. I suggest purchasing some of those rims that keep on spinning after you stop.