You have to understand that when I say it’s over, it’s over. No, we can’t talk about this. No, I don’t want counseling. I want you to leave my life. Now. Not when you get around to it. It was what it was and now it’s gone. Let go.

(Yes, LinkedIn, I’m talking to you. The fact that you require me to contact support to close my profile is a disgrace. Why on earth would you want to invite more costly support requests? And why does this have to feel like a big drama break up?)